parttimevagabond:

A fine end to the weekend: vinyl on the player, rye in the glass, magazine in hand. #bulleit #bluegrass #boss

Anonymous Asked
Questionu take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not Answer

fiainros:

suitep:

wellville:

aceofsplades:

bottomupcas:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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This is legendary.

She. Is. My. Hero. 

(And fuck you Anon!)

For all the anons out there who feel it necessary to take time out of their day to degrade/threaten/chastise/condemn/mock and shame, this one’s for you.

"if I look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny second." THIS

Amazing, so true, and awesome.

A doodle from my meeting notes.

patrickkingart:

After last week’s NXT, I couldn’t not make this.

Rocky is recharging from our day in the park.

A day at the park. (at Alamo Square)

It’s the great Bobby Phobia in sticker form, affixed proudly to my computer!

I hardly knew her! #jokes

There is a TMNT exhibit at the Cartoon Art Museum. I want to go!